Issue 3: Confetti
Confetti is a real thing. We're not kidding. It's like when you spill an open bag of confetti in a toaster oven and now it's everywhere.
Common symptoms:
- Confetti is covering everything. Literally.
- Your toast is now flavored like cotton candy.
- You're considering calling in a HazMat crew.
Steps to resolve:
- Turn off the toaster oven.
- Call in a HazMat crew. They'll have a good time.
- Replace the toaster oven with one that has a confetti-detecting feature.
Additional resources:
Issue 4: Silica Gel