Progressive Rock Socks: The Most Important Thing in the World
As a proud member of the progressive rock movement, you are probably aware that the correct attire for any self-respecting musician is a pair of progressive rock socks. These are not just any socks, but a symbol of our commitment to change, to revolution, and to making a statement through fashion.
- Our Socks of Justice line is a limited edition series of socks designed to bring awareness to social justice causes. Each pair features a different design and a 100% of the proceeds go to our favorite charities, because, you know, we're not just making a fashion statement, we're making a change!
- We also have a special collection of socks for our most discerning customers, featuring intricate designs inspired by the great works of prog rock's greatest icons, such as Rick Wakeman's majestic mustaches.
Don't settle for just any socks, my friends. Demand progressive rock socks. The world needs more of them.