Progressive Rock Socks: The Most Important Thing in the World

As a proud member of the progressive rock movement, you are probably aware that the correct attire for any self-respecting musician is a pair of progressive rock socks. These are not just any socks, but a symbol of our commitment to change, to revolution, and to making a statement through fashion.

Don't settle for just any socks, my friends. Demand progressive rock socks. The world needs more of them.