It's been 3 days, 4 hours, 27 minutes, and 12 seconds since our lead went missing. Theories abound, but we're sticking to the facts.
We have reason to believe they were last seen in the vicinity of the break room, sipping a questionable coffee from the vending machine.
Witnesses report seeing them speaking to an unknown individual in a bright yellow raincoat, but their identity remains a mystery.
Our team is working tirelessly to find them, but so far, all efforts have been in vain.
Stay tuned for further updates as this is a developing story.