Actors of Project Glorp: The Unhinged, Unpredictable, and Occasionally Unhappily Ever After

Meet the talented, yet slightly unhinged cast of Project Glorp:

Main Cast:

• Lead Actor (aka "The Guy Who Always Breaks Stuff")
• Lead Actress (aka "The Girl Who Always Cries")
• Special Guest Stars (aka "The Ones Who Always Argue with the Director")

Warning: Prolonged exposure to the cast of Project Glorp may lead to:
1. Spontaneous combustion
2. Unplanned absences
3. Unpredictable plot twists
4. Unhinged acting
5. Unhappiness