Welcome to Over Engineer It, where we're not just solving problems, we're solving for the sake of solving. Where a good solution is not just acceptable, it's a personal challenge to see how complicated we can make it.
We've got a team of highly skilled over engineers, who'll take a simple task and turn it into a intricate dance of unnecessary features, convoluted workflows, and just plain unnecessary complexity.
Our current project goal is to create a toaster that can only toast on the hour. Yes, you heard that right, just toast. No bagels, no bread, no nothing. Just toast. Because, why not? Why not, indeed.