It's not just a countdown, it's a countdown to the end of time. And by "end of time," we mean the end of everything. Including your favorite pizza toppings. Sorry, pineapple.
We're talking fire and brimstone, the works. The end times are here, and Project Omega is ready to bring it all down. Like, literally bring it all down. With a nuclear bomb and some really bad planning.
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Why the Apocalypse?
We're not just doing this for the fun of it. Nope. We're doing it because the world was getting a little too comfortable, if you ask us. Everyone was getting a little too full of themselves, like they were the center of the universe. Newsflash: you're not. We're here to bring some balance to the universe, one fiery inferno at a time.
