It has come to our attention that the Quantum Flux Capacitor has started to malfunction.
The Reality Anchor 3000 has been known to occasionally unanchor the fabric of space-time, causing nearby objects to float away.
Workaround: Reality Anchor Override Protocol (RAOP)The Quantum Flux Capacitor has started to emit excessive amounts of Quantum Foam, causing nearby matter to become trapped in a never-ending vortex.
Fix: Quantum Foam Filter (QFF)The Time Loop Generator has become stuck in an infinite loop, causing time to repeat itself every 10 minutes.
Reset: Time Loop Reset Protocol (TLRP)Reported by: Agent Omega, Phase 3, Section 2
Last Updated: 23:47:59 UTC, 2023-02-27