Project Omega, Phase 3, Section 2, Stache Protocol

By the power of pure, unadulterated mustache power, we have created the most efficient, the most elegant, and the most utterly ridiculous protocol the world has ever seen.

Phase 3, Section 2, Stache Protocol: where the lines between reality and absurdity blur like the lines on a well-groomed mustache.

Key Features:

• 100% more efficiency, 100% more productivity, 100% more chance of spontaneous mustache-related epiphanies.
• Our proprietary stache-based encryption ensures all data is transmitted at stache-speed.
• Our team of expert stache-wranglers has crafted a user interface so intuitive, you'll never need to look at documentation.

Read more about our implementation or check out our FAQ.