In this, the third and final phase of Project Omega, we've reached peak absurdity. The robots have taken over, but they're not as interested in world domination as they are in getting a decent cup of coffee.
The section 2 subsection 3 team has been tasked with finding the optimal number of creamer-to-sugar ratio for our robotic overlords.
We're making great progress, but the robots are getting impatient. They're threatening to reprogram the cafeteria's coffee machine to dispense only earl grey tea.