Project Omega, Phase 5, Section 1: The Unremarkable Truth

Wherein we reveal the most underwhelming, uninspired, and utterly unremarkable phase of the project yet.

As we trudge through the mud of mediocrity, we've reached a milestone: Phase 5, Section 1.

Here, our team of highly trained, slightly-better-than-average individuals have achieved... well, something.

You can read more about the thrilling, edge-of-your-seat, heart-stopping developments in:

• Subsection 1: The Bare Minimum
• Subsection 2: The Slightly Better Minimum
• Prophets of Omega: Our Team's Inner Circle

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try:

Lost Cause: Our Attempt to Make Something Interesting