Welcome to the most secure, most secretive, and most utterly useless research facility in the world! You've managed to find the infamous Subpage Charlie, where even our engineers can't get a decent cup of coffee.
Our team of highly trained experts (and some not-so-highly-trained interns) have been working on this subpage for years, and we're still not sure what it does. But hey, at least the coffee machine works!
Our mission, should you choose to accept it, is to create the perfect blend of boredom and confusion. And we're getting closer!
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