Project Zorgle: Phase 1 Testing

We are currently in phase 1 of Project Zorgle, where we are testing the limits of human endurance and the structural integrity of our test subjects.

Test Subject 1: The Human

Our first test subject is a human, specifically a middle-aged man with a penchant for bad decisions and worse fashion choices.

Testing Protocols:

Our testing protocols include:

• Subject is forced to watch an endless loop of cat videos.
• Subject is subjected to a barrage of inane questions.
• Subject is forced to eat a bowl of Jell-O.