Udderly Dense Matter

Welcome to the most concentrated, most absurd, most completely-not-a-real-science-experiment website on the web.

Condensed Catastrophe Supercritical Theory

We're working tirelessly to make matter even more dense. Our team of experts in completely-not-a-real science has been studying the properties of condensed matter for years, and we've finally made a breakthrough: Udderly Dense Matter 3000!©

With Udderly Dense Matter 3000, we can pack more information into a single pixel than ever thought possible. But don't just take our word for it - Experimental Evidence suggests that our discovery will revolutionize the field of completely-not-a-real science.

We're currently seeking funding for our next project: Quantum Leakage. Your donations will help us make matter even more dense, more absurd, and more completely-not-a-real.