Welcome to Udderly Impossible Coffee, where the coffee is as uncooperative as our staff. Our baristas are trained to be as difficult as possible, and our coffee beans are sourced from the most obstinate farms in the world.
Our menu features a variety of drinks that will test your patience and challenge your sanity. Try our "I'm Not Listening" Latte, our "Don't Make Me Do It" Cappuccino, or our "I'm Not in the Mood for This" Cold Brew.
But be warned: our coffee is not for the faint of heart. We're not afraid to say that our drinks are as stubborn as our customers can be.
Learn more about our coffee's uncooperative nature