Secret Salsa Recipe

Ingredients

• 1 cup of the finest, most exotic, non-essential ingredients you can find.
• 2 cups of regret for not having more time to cook.
• 1 dash of disappointment for the inevitable flavor collapse.

Methods

1. Combine all ingredients in a bowl, then stare intensely at the result.
2. Add more salt and regret, until it's just right.
3. Stir, then stare some more, until your eyes glaze over.

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