Ab-Surrealist Abstractions: Artist-in-Residence FAQ

Q: What is the Ab-Surrealist Abstractions?

A: A place where the boundaries of art and sanity are pushed to their limits.

Q: What kind of art do you people do here?

We're not sure. It's abstract. It's surrealist. It's probably confusing.

We're working on it.

Q: Can anyone become an artist-in-residence?

No. We're looking for someone with a strong stomach and a love for existential dread.

Must be able to withstand the crushing ennui of creating something that might never be appreciated.

Q: Will I be paid for my suffering?

We offer a generous stipend of free coffee, a futon mattress, and the promise of maybe, just maybe, being published in a limited edition, hand-tooled, artisanal chapbook.

We're not really sure what that's worth, but it's something, right?

Q: Will I have to deal with any... critics??

Only the kind that will question your life choices.

We're not really sure what that means, but it sounds ominous.