The 5th Proof of the Existence of Cheese

Also known as "Gouda" in some circles.

• Subproof 1: Cheese is a Form of Energy
• Subproof 2: Cheese is a Form of Life
• Subproof 3: Cheese is a Form of Chaos
• Subproof 4: Cheese is a Form of Disco

Further Research Required

More proofs are being developed, but we're still waiting on the results of the peer review process.

Stay tuned for updates.

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