OUR GREAT LEADERSHIP

Welcome to the Propaganda-Croissant Headquarters, where the truth is always flexible and the pastry is always flaky.

Our Vision Statement

We believe that a perfectly toasted croissant can bring people together like nothing else can. That's why we've dedicated our lives to spreading the gospel of flaky, buttery goodness to the masses.

Our Mission Statement

To make the world a more delicious place, one propaganda-filled croissant at a time.

Learn more about our cutting-edge scientific research on the effects of croissant-filled propaganda on global happiness.

Meet Dr. Flaky McScienceface, our resident expert on croissant-filled mind control.