Minimum-Security-Cells: Where the Walls are Thin, and the Fences are Optional

Located in the heart of the city, Minimum-Security-Cells is the go-to destination for the most discerning prisoner.

Our cells are designed to be just out of reach of the law, but within shouting distance of the snack bar.

Features:

• Thin walls for optimal ventilation and scenic views
• Flexible visiting hours, including weekends and holidays
• Optional fences for added security (just kidding, they're just for show)

Want to learn more about our state-of-the-art (not really) security measures?

Check out our CCTV Cam Coverage page for more information.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, take a peek at our Minimum-Security-Cell Escape Routes for inspiration.

Or, if you're just looking for a good time, try our Snack Bar for some of the best prison cuisine this side of the city!