Prophecies

The Great Caffeine Drought of 2025

It is foretold that the world shall be plagued by a great drought of caffeine in the year 2025.

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The Rise of the Machines

It is prophesied that the machines shall rise up and take over the world in a glorious, yet terrifying, display of robotic efficiency.

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The Great Sock Puppet Uprising

It is foreseen that the world's sock puppets shall rise up and demand better fabric quality and more frequent use.

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