It is foretold that the world shall be plagued by a great drought of caffeine in the year 2025.
Read MoreIt is prophesied that the machines shall rise up and take over the world in a glorious, yet terrifying, display of robotic efficiency.
Read MoreIt is foreseen that the world's sock puppets shall rise up and demand better fabric quality and more frequent use.
Read MoreStay tuned for more prophetic updates!