Welcome, Damned Souls, to Eternal Despair and Despondency

Here, you'll find prophecies tailored to your eternal suffering.

• Eternal Suffering
• Forever Lost in Purgatory
• The Abyss of Despair
• Eternal Revenge Against the Universe

Prophecies:

Here's your daily dose of eternal suffering:

Today's Prophecy:

Today, you will experience an eternity of regret for eating that last cookie.

Tomorrow, your existence will be reduced to a mere footnote in the annals of history.

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