The End is Near... Again

Welcome to the Prophecies of Doom, where the future is forever bleak.

Prophecies of Doom 1: The Cheese Has Been Laid Upon the Altar

A plague shall be upon the land, and it shall be a plague of moldy cheddar.

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Prophecy 2: The Great Pizza Topping Apocalypse

One day, the pepperoni shall rise, and all shall be consumed.

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