It is written in the Book of Beards that the great Beard of Destiny shall grow in the land, its majestic tendrils reaching for the heavens, bringing wisdom and prosperity to all who gaze upon it.
And lo, the chosen one shall be revealed, for the beard of destiny shall be seen by the masses, and all shall be amazed.
Or, at the very least, people will be like, "Hey, that's a pretty cool beard."