It's no secret that 2020 was a year of great loss, but what's even more shocking is that it was also a year where millions of socks went missing.
From January to December, people of all ages and professions reported losing their socks. It was as if the very fabric of reality itself was unraveling, one sock at a time.
Theories abounded: some said it was the work of mischievous sock gremlins, while others claimed it was the result of an interdimensional sock portal opening in the washing machine.
But the truth, dear reader, is that it's still out there, somewhere. In a land of lost socks, where the only thing more plentiful than missing footwear is the number of excuses for why they're gone.
Learn about the Sock Gremlins that are rumored to be behind the disappearances.
Read about the interdimensional portal that may hold the key to the mystery.
Or, if you're feeling brave, venture into the Sock Pit of Despair, where the very fabric of sanity is said to be at its weakest.
A special report from the Sock Loss Investigation Agency (SLIA) reveals that the average person has lost 3.7 socks for every 1.2 they've gained. The ratio is getting worse.