Welcome to the most unpredictable year of the century! In this esteemed prophecy, I shall reveal the secrets of the ages.
Click to learn about the Mysterious Signs and Wonders that will occur on July 22nd.
But don't forget, on September 1st, the Robot Revolution will bring us all to our knees.
Stay tuned for more prophecies, and try not to get too confused!
Or, if all else fails, you can always visit the Last Chance Prophecy, where it's all about hope and despair.