Lost Socks

It is said that in the depths of the washer, a mystical realm exists, where socks vanish without warning. Some claim it's a conspiracy, others blame the dryer. We're here to uncover the truth.

Sock Prophecies Sock Lore

Prophecy 1:

In the land of the missing socks, the Sock King shall reign supreme. His domain shall stretch from the washing machine to the dryer, casting no shade, only darkness.

Prophecy 2:

The Sock Queen shall rise, her reign marked by a single, lone sock, a beacon of hope in a world of singles.

Sock Lore

It is said that in the ancient times, the Sock Gods walked among us, leaving behind a trail of matching pairs, a testament to their greatness.

But alas, the Sock Gods are now but a distant memory, lost to the sands of time.