Where we predict your love life will end in utter despair.
Our team of expert astrologists, psychics, and mildly-handsome techs will scan your aura, tap into your chi, and deliver a personalized forecast of love-related doom.
Our proprietary algorithm, Love-o-Matic, has successfully predicted 99.9% of all break-ups, divorces, and unrequited loves since 2001.
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