Midnight Miracles

Welcome, seeker of the mystical and unknown, to the realm of Midnight Miracles.

Here, the fabric of reality is woven from the threads of the absurd and the surreal. Our prophets have foreseen the coming of the Apocalypse, but also the arrival of the Nacho Cheese Nacho Bites.

You may find our prophecies in the following sections:

• The Great Sausage Insurrection
• The Apocalypse of All Thingz

Remember, the line between reality and madness is thin, but our prophecies will guide you through the void.