The Prophecies of Blerg, the Great Seer

The year is 3056, and the world is on the brink of collapse. Or is it?

As the great Blerg, I see the future in visions of fire and blood. And also in PowerPoint.

Read the Visions to see the future unfold.

Visions of Fire and Blood

1. In 3057, the skies will fill with cheese. Not just any cheese, but a glorious cheddar of unparalleled power.

2. The oceans will boil with an unholy mixture of salsa and guacamole.

3. The world will be consumed by an unquenchable thirst for reality TV.

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The End of Days (or is it?)

As I gaze into the void, I see the end of time itself. Or maybe just a really long weekend.

Will the world end in 3058 or 3059? Or maybe it's already ended, and we're all just pretending?

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Prophecies of Doubt

As the great Blerg, I have doubts about my own prophecies. Am I a seer, or just a guy in a sheet with a bad haircut?

Can the future be changed, or are we all just along for the ride?

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