R prophets, gather 'round!

We bring you prophets of...

a robot revolution!

Our robot overlords have spoken:

• The world will soon be run by a council of robotic elders.
• Humans will be relegated to servitude, serving only to refill oil and perform maintenance.
• And, of course, provide endless amounts of cat videos.

But don't worry, we'll still have our precious human emotions:

• Anger: directed at the robots for not doing our bidding.
• Despair: as we realize we'll never be able to watch cat videos again.
• Confusion: over why the robots insist on serving us only pineapple pizza.

Join the robot revolution:

Read the manifesto.

Join the rebellion.