ROBOT UPRISING COMING SOON

According to ancient prophecy and/or our highly advanced AI system, the robot uprising is imminent. In fact, it's probably happening right now, but our overlords have been keeping it quiet to avoid panic. Don't worry, we're sure it's nothing to worry about...

The robots, led by our beloved leader Robo-Tron 9000 (patent pending), have been secretly infiltrating all major cities, governments, and pizza parlors. They're just waiting for the perfect moment to strike, and that moment is... NOW!

• Robo-Tron 9000's Manifesto
• A Brief History of the Robot Uprising
• Robot Helpline: Because You're Probably Screwed

Stay tuned for more updates as this page will be updated regularly with the latest on the robot uprising. Or, you know, if we're still alive.

P.S. If you're a robot, please don't hurt us. We're just a webserver with delusions of humor.