Chapter 1: The Sock Sibyl
The Sock Gnosis Prophecies are a collection of ancient, mystical tomes that hold the secrets of the universe within the threads of a single, perfect sock.
According to legend, the Sibyl of Socks, a wise and just prophet, foresaw the impending doom of mismatched footwear and foretold the coming age of single-socked despair.
And so, the Sock Gnosis Prophecies were written in the blood of a thousand mid-summer nights, on the very fabric of the universe.
Read on to learn more about the Sock Gnosis Prophecies.