As the world burns with the tyranny of footwear, we stand strong in our mismatched, striped, and argyle-clad feet. We will not be silenced, we will not be shod!
Read our manifesto for the full list of demands, including but not limited to:
Meet our heroes, who have fought against the odds to keep their socks on their feet.
Check out our arsenal of sock-themed gadgets and gizmos.
Together, we can make a real difference in this world of sole-less oppression.