It is written, that in the year 3050, the world shall be plagued by a great and terrible famine of cheese.
They shall cry out for the taste of a good cheddar, but none shall be found.
The people shall turn to the dark side of the moon for sustenance, and it shall be a dark time indeed.
But fear not, for in the depths of this desolate land, a hero shall rise to lead the people to the promised land of gouda.
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