According to ancient lore, a great and powerful prophecy was foretold to bring about a future of unparalleled prosperity and happiness. Unfortunately, the prophecy was written on a torn piece of paper that was lost in a laundry basket, so it never came to pass.
Despite the best efforts of the Prophecy Council, the world remains in a state of perpetual mediocrity, with nothing much changing from day to day.
Still, one can dream, right?
Lost Scrolls of the Ancients Futile Efforts of the Prophecy Council