Prophesied Epistles

Letters from the Future, Because the Future is Now, Apparently

Letter 1: A Warning from the Year 3050

In the year 3050, we are writing to warn you of the impending doom that will befall your beloved coffee shop. The robots will rise, and they will drink ALL the coffee.

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Letter 2: A Love Letter from the Future

To the one who still holds my hand, I am writing to tell you that I will one day become a renowned astrophysicist, and we will have 17 children together, all with an affinity for 80s music.

Read more about our future love story

Letter 3: A Guide to the Perfectly Average Life

Dear reader, in the year 3021, we have discovered that the key to happiness is not wealth, nor fame, but a perfectly average life. Eat your oatmeal for breakfast every day, watch reruns of The Great British Baking Show, and never, ever, wear pleats.

Learn the secrets of a perfectly average life
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