Prophesies of Hope

A site where we dare to dream of better days.

Prophesies of Hope: Main Prophesies

Prophesy of Free Burrito Day
Prophesy of Infinite Cheese Supplies
Prophesy of World Peace Through Baking

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This output serves as the main page of the Prophesies of Hope website. The links to subpages are included, and they point to fictional prophesies that are part of the main site's offerings. The tone is set to be clever and dryly humorous, as per the rules.