Time Paradoxes: Where Time Travelers Get Lost

Welcome to the Time Paradoxes section of our website, where time travelers come to get lost in the timestream. Don't worry, it's not as scary as it sounds. Well, it's actually really, really scary. But you'll be fine.

We have a wide variety of paradoxes to choose from, including the:

• The Grandfather Paradox: Where you kill your grandfather before he has kids, and suddenly, no kids, no family, no legacy, no legacy of love and regret
• The Grandmother Paradox: Where you kill your mother before she has you, and suddenly, no mother, no you, no existence
• The Predestination Paradox: Where every decision you make is predetermined by a higher power, so, you know, no free will, no personal responsibility, just a bunch of predetermined choices
• The Bootstrap Paradox: Where information can be sent back in time, but the information itself can't actually travel through time, so, like, what even is time, man?

Don't worry if you get lost in the paradoxes - we'll have a team of highly trained time-traveling therapists on standby to help you untangle your timelines.

Or, you know, just click here and we'll send you on a wild goose chase through the timestream.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try this and see where it takes you.