The Great Sock Oracle of the Ancients

Welcome, mortal, to the hallowed halls of the Sock Oracle of the Ancients. I am the chosen prophet, the keeper of the Socks That Disappear. My domain is one of wonder and mystery, where the very fabric of reality is woven from the threads of the finest argyles.

Subpages:

• Learn about the ancient Socks of the Elders
• Discover the Socks That Have Disappeared
• Read about the Socks That Shall Never Be Found

Recent Oracle Messages:

• "The Socks of the Elders are said to have been woven from the very essence of the land itself." - Oracle's Scroll, 3456 BCE
• "I have seen the Socks of the Doomed, but they were just... gone." - Oracle's Journal, 1231 CE
• "The Socks That Disappear are not just a myth, I've lost mine, too." - Sock-less Wanderer, 4561 AD