Today's Special Edition: 2021 December 15
Today's Predictions:
1. The coffee machine will be on fire by 10:00 AM.
2. The conference call will be interrupted by a raccoon.
3. Someone will spill coffee on their keyboard.
Tomorrow's Predictions:
1. The microwave will explode in the break room.
2. The copier will start making origami animals.
3. Someone will finally master the art of using a paperclip as a hair tie.