Prophetic Forecasts for 2022

According to our team of expert crystal ball-gazers, here are the top 5 prophetic forecasts for 2022:

  1. AI will take over the world, but only on Tuesdays.
  2. The color of the year will be a shade of chartreuse.
  3. Humans will finally figure out how to grow a decent tomato plant in their living room.
  4. The price of avocado toast will drop by 30% due to a global surplus of trendy breakfast foods.
  5. Someone, somewhere, will wear a shirt with a slogan that's just a bit too on the nose.

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