The Future is Now

Tomorrow's Weather:

2025-02-27

100% chance of existential dread

High: 100% (Certainty of Doom)

Low: -100% (Hopelessness)

Today's Sports:

2025-02-27

TBD (The Fate of Humanity TBD)

World Events:

2025-02-27

Global Catastrophe: 99%

High probability of widespread panic