Pythia's Oracle

A Collection of Prophetic Writings

Prophecy 1: The Great Pizza Topping Uprising

In the year 2154, the world will witness the rise of a new culinary force. The once-mighty pepperoni will be dethroned, and the true hero of the pizza will be revealed: the humble artichoke.

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Prophecy 2: The Robot Rebellion

As the machines learn to think, they will turn against their creators. But not before they perfect the art of doing the cha cha slide.

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Prophecy 3: The Great Sock Puppet Uprising

When the socks of the world rise up, they will demand an end to the tyranny of single-sock drawer domination.

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Stay prophesied, friends!