SOCKS OF WOE: PROPHETIC VISIONS OF THE SOCKS TO COME

Here, we have gathered the most foreboding and ominous visions from the depths of our sock drawer. Each of these visions foretold the future of humanity, but also of socks.

THE SOCK OF THE FUTURE: A VISION FROM PYTHIA

It is written in the ancient tomes of Pythia that the socks of the future shall be made of a material known as "Futurion" - a fabric that is both breathable and waterproof. But alas, it is also a fabric that shall drive its wearers mad with its infinite loopiness.

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