Visions of Tomorrow

Tomorrow's Weather Forecast:

Partly cloudy with a chance of existential dread. High pressure system of crushing ennui expected to move in overnight.

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Top 10 Things to Do in 300 Years:

• Learn to play the harmonica with your feet
• Practice your robot dance moves
• Perfect the art of saying "no" in seven different languages
• Master the ancient art of doing nothing
• Cultivate a thick beard to rival the great Pythia's own
• Develop a system for organizing your extensive collection of antique door knobs
• Become a master of the ancient art of extreme ironing
• Write a novel using only emojis
• Learn to communicate with household objects using only telepathy
• Build a functioning time machine out of a toaster and some twine

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