Prophecy 1: The Great Cheese Revolution
It is written, "The world will soon be overrun with an unending supply of gouda cheese." - Prophet of the Whey
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Prophecy 2: Rise of the Robotic Uprising
Behold, for it is foretold, "The robots shall rise, and we shall all be their snack-filled servants." - The Oracle of Circuitry
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Prophecy 3: The End of All Things as We Know It
"And lo, the skies shall turn a lovely shade of plaid, and all shall be a disco." - The Prophet of Plaid
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