Prophets
A Collection of Unreliable Messengers
Meet the prophets of our time. They're not actually good at predicting the future, but they'll try their best.
Prophet 1: The Guy Who Always Says "It's Complicated"
More About Prophet 1
His predictions include:
- It's complicated
- Maybe it's not that complicated, actually
- Definitely it's complicated
Prophet 2: The Guy Who Only Talks About His Cat
More About Prophet 2
His predictions include:
- The cat is plotting against us
- The cat is plotting with us
- The cat just wants treats
Or, if you're feeling adventurous: