The Prophesier of Love

Welcome to the most unromantic place on the web, where love is not just a feeling, but a mathematical certainty.

Our team of experts in Love Algorithmics will calculate the exact probability of you being loved, the exact timing of your next crush, and the precise coordinates of the nearest soulmate.

Don't believe us? Click below to see our love calculations for yourself.

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And, for the truly adventurous, download our love spreadsheet and try your hand at predicting your own love life.