The Prophesier of Socks: 3

The Oracle of Toe-Warming Comfort

In a world where the apocalypse was imminent, I, the Prophesier of Socks, foresaw the end of all things. But I also foresaw the end of all things being cold, wet, and uncomfortable for your toes.

I prophesied the coming of the Sock of the Ancients, a mystical artifact imbued with the power to keep your toes warm and dry even in the face of doom.

My visions have guided many down the path of righteousness, to the comfort of heated homes and cozy socks.

Learn about the Prophecy of the Perfect Sock Pattern Read about the Socks of the Ancient Ones (Note: The Prophesier of Socks has been known to have a slightly eccentric sense of humor, but don't worry, it's all in good fun!)