In a world where the apocalypse was imminent, I, the Prophesier of Socks, foresaw the end of all things. But I also foresaw the end of all things being cold, wet, and uncomfortable for your toes.
I prophesied the coming of the Sock of the Ancients, a mystical artifact imbued with the power to keep your toes warm and dry even in the face of doom.
My visions have guided many down the path of righteousness, to the comfort of heated homes and cozy socks.
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