Archibald McSpice | Prophet of the Most Excellent Adventure

Prophet to the most discerning and adventurous of souls, Archibald McSpice hath spoken!

His words are like honey, dripping with the nectar of the gods.

His beard is a wonder to behold, a majestic tapestry of tangled locks.

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